How to Serve the Godfather

A guy returns home and finds his wife in bed with their godfather.

“How could you do that, bitch?”

“Listen here! Did you buy meat ?”

“No.”

“Did you buy drinks?”

“No.”

“Did you buy coffee?”

“No.”

“And then what would you want me to serve the godfather?”

 

Lethal Combination

“I’m not sure if alcohol kills, but if you combine it with tobacco and woman then it definitely kills.”

“How do you know ?”

“Do you know George ?”

“Yes. Why ?”

“Last night I was with him and two women in a bar. While we were at eight beer and third pack of cigarettes, his wife came in and shot him !”