A Good Reason to Run Away from the Police

A guy was driving his car at high speed on the highway. At one point he sees a police car following him. He thinks: “I have a good car, so I can disappear”.

He accelerates and a crazy race begins.

When the speedometer reaches the maximum, seeing he cannot get rid of the police, he stops the car on the side of the road.

The policeman approaches the guy’s car and says:

“Listen to me, Speedy Gonzales ! Show a good excuse for me not to arrest you.”

The guy thinks for a moment and then responds:

“Three weeks ago my wife left me for a policeman. When I saw you behind me, I thought you wanted to bring her back to me !”

Big Scam

A newspaper seller is shouting on the street:

“Big scam ! Big scam ! Twelve victims !”

A guy buys a newspaper and reads it carefully. Then says:

“Well, boy, but nothing is written about a scam !”

The newspaper seller continues to shout:

“Big scam ! Big scam ! Thirteen victims !”