Lethal Combination

“I’m not sure if alcohol kills, but if you combine it with tobacco and woman then it definitely kills.”

“How do you know ?”

“Do you know George ?”

“Yes. Why ?”

“Last night I was with him and two women in a bar. While we were at eight beer and third pack of cigarettes, his wife came in and shot him !”




Two neighboring women discuss:

“What happened, my dear ? Are you sick ?”

“Not. Why are you ask ?”

“I saw the doctor coming out of you in the morning…”

“So what ? And a saw some soldiers coming out from you, but I didn’t ask you if the war started…”