The teacher gives his students something to write. Dicky refuses. “The only excuse for not writing is fr you to have a serious illness,” the teacher tells Dicky. “What about sexual exhaustion?” The teacher looks at Dicky for a few moments, then tells him: “That’s no excuse, you can use the other hand!”
At the FBI is organized a briefing about hijacked planes. In the break the agents are talking: “This is impossible!” one of them said. “You can’t make a plane disappear. You can’t take it with you. It doesn’t fit in the pocket, you just saw how big it is! And you can’t put it in […]
Dozens of CIA agents have complained lately about the deplorable state of the press and say the covered journalists with whom they work have come to give them too many opinions and a few pieces of information. “If we don’t find urgently good journalists, we will turn ourselves into the Central Opinion Agency… because that’s […]
A guy returns home from a poker game. His wife is waiting for him with the sweep in front of the door. “Where have you been before, bastard ?” “Dear, you have to pack your luggage quickly. I lost you in poker !” ‘How did you do that, fool ?” “Honestly, it wasn’t easy at […]
Two explorers were captured by cannibals in the jungle. They put them in a cauldron and then started to play the drums. “Do you play drums because you are glad you are gonna eat us?” one of the explorers asks. “No, but we noticed that we no longer have water for the soup.” “Do you […]
1. On the first day, God created the sky and the Earth. For the administrative reasons, he created the whole Earth in one place to be able to master it better and depends on only the Republicans, which He knew better. The land was empty and not leased. It was full of weeds because people were […]
A guy returns home and finds his wife in bed with their godfather. “How could you do that, bitch?” “Listen here! Did you buy meat ?” “No.” “Did you buy drinks?” “No.” “Did you buy coffee?” “No.” “And then what would you want me to serve the godfather?”
A chimpanzee and a baboon have seated next to each other during a service in a church. The pastor said: “Turn to your neighbors and say they are beautiful and adorably created by God !”. The chimpanzee looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loud and tells the pastor: “Tell him yourself, […]
A guy was driving his car at high speed on the highway. At one point he sees a police car following him. He thinks: “I have a good car, so I can disappear”. He accelerates and a crazy race begins. When the speedometer reaches the maximum, seeing he cannot get rid of the police, he […]
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Made this dark heart chuckle! Love it! 😂🖤
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